Jerry Springer couldn't do it any better.
Welcome to Tonite’s Woke Show—broadcasting live from the so-called thinking side of the algorithm, that sacred sanctuary where neurons are fake, outrage is faker, and the garbage doesn’t just talk—it parades itself on stage while the crowd drools and screams for more.
🎭 Tonight’s episode? A turbo-charged zombie spectacle—gaudy, blaring, and proud of its own fakery. The script, brainfarted by the remarkable M.A.S.A (Make Amerika Stupid Again) Geniuses of the Drain, has only one mission: to make you dumber than Dumb and Dumber while Power jerks the strings, rewrites the ending, and swirls your last brain cell straight into the sewer.
So go ahead — fire up the TV, grab your popcorn, and sink into full couch-potato mode like our buddy Joe Six-Pack.
Oh, you, Karen? Relax. Joe has always played the smartass but he was dumb, way dumber, long before you showed up.
And you —yes, you, my friend on the other side— go ahead. Laugh all you want at Joe, slumped on his mustard-stained couch, waving his M.A.S.A flag with one hand while flipping off reality with the other.
Yet, look again. Don't you see yourself sitting next to him, waving your own flag?
Whatever. Just get ready! Three, two, one! Go!
Curtain's up...Macho, macho men blasts through the speakers. Politicians (macho?) leap onscreen, screaming and yanking at their macho(?) hair over dangerous-looking drag queens.
Curtain's down...Clapping seals honk hysterically!
Curtain's up...More of them politicians call woke a demonic curse word.
Curtain's down...Louder, hysterical barks!
Curtain's up once more...Same freaks, them politicians, same stage. Now they’re threatening to shut down the Department of Education.
Curtain's down...No clapping this time. Just raised fists and a chorus of yeahs.
I know that sucks, but...
Curtain's up...Enter the extras: aides, hangers-on, and the 24/7 payroll parasites, each vying for their close-up. They are in charge of rolling out the script’s cheapest scare - blood-thirsty illegal immigrants, somehow stealing your paycheKK, your Kulture, and your peace of mind — all in one headline.
Curtain's down...Applause detonates. Not polite applause. Not thoughtful applause. The kind that makes your eardrums wish for a better species.
Конец
What the fuck?! Show’s over and you didn’t even blink.
Them Politicians just fed you truckloads of bullshit while Power ran the show backstage and you don't give a fuck!?!?
Sorry to tell you. Looks like the pigsty suits you, friend.
On your knees.
Quiet.
Obedient.
And you’re an immigrant like me? Pathetic.