Jerry Springer couldn't do it any better.
Welcome to Tonite’s Anti-Woke Show—broadcasting live from the so-called thinking side of the algorithm, where the neurons are fake, the outrage is real, and the crap piles itself.
🎭 Tonight’s episode? A turbo-charged zombie spectacle—gaudy, blaring, and proud of its own fakery. The script’s only mission: to make you dumber than Dumb and Dumber while Power jerks the strings, rewrites the ending, and swirls your last brain cell straight into the sewer.
So go ahead — fire up the TV, grab your popcorn, and sink into full couch-potato mode like our buddy Joe Six-Pack.
Oh, and, Karen? Relax. Joe has always played played the smartass but he was dumb and way dumber long before you showed up.
And you —yes, you, my friend on the other side— go ahead. Laugh all you want at Joe, slumped on his mustard-stained couch, waving his M.A.S.A flag with one hand and flipping off reality with the other.
But look again. Don't you see yourself sitting right next to him, waving your own flag?
Whatever. Just get ready! Three, two, one!
Curtain's up...Macho, macho men blasts through the speakers. Politicians (macho?) leap onscreen, screaming and yanking at their macho(?) hair over drag queens.
Curtain's down...Clapping seals honk hysterically!
Curtain's up again...More of them politicians call woke a demonic curse word.
Curtain's down...Louder, more hysterical barks!
Curtain's up once more...Same freaks, same stage. Now they’re threatening to shut down the Department of Education.
Curtain's down...No clapping this time. Just raised fists and a chorus of yeahs.
I know that sucks, but...
Curtain's up...Enter the extras: aides, hangers-on, and the 24/7 payroll parasites, each vying for their close-up. They roll out the script’s cheapest scare - blood-thirsty illegal immigrants, somehow stealing your paycheck, your kulture, and your peace of mind — all in one headline.
Curtain's down...Applause detonates. Not polite applause. Not thoughtful applause. The kind that makes your eardrums wish for a better species.
Конец
What the fuck?! Show’s over and you didn’t even blink.
Them Politicians just fed you truckloads of bullshit while Power ran the show backstage and you don't give a fuck!?!?
Sorry to tell you. Looks like the pigsty suits you, friend.
On your knees.
Quiet.
Obedient.
And you’re an immigrant like me? Pathetic.