Jerry Springer couldn't do any better.
🎭 Tonite’s episode of the Woke Panic Show will be another super zombie flick — cartoonish, loud, fake. Scripted to distract while Power pulls its dirty tricks and flushes your brain down the toilet.
So go ahead — turn on the TV, grab the popcorn, and strike your best couch-potato pose… like our buddy Joe Six-Pack here.
Sorry, Karen. Joe was dumb first!
Whatever. Just get ready!
Three, two, one!
Curtain's up. Macho, macho men blasts through the speakers. Politicians (macho?) leap onscreen, screaming and yanking at their macho(?) hair over drag queens.
Curtain's down.
Clapping seals honk hysterically!
Curtain's up again. More of them politicians call woke a demonic curse word.
Curtain's down.
Louder, more hysterical barks!
Curtain's up once more. Same freaks, same stage. No they’re threatening to shut down the Department of Education.
Curtain's down. No clapping this time. Just raised fists and a chorus of yeahs.
I know that sucks, but...
Curtain's up. Aides, wannabes, and round-the-clock, on-and-off-payroll ass-kissers to the politicians above stage a soap-opera horror flick — starring the usual villains: blood-thirsty illegal immigrants, somehow stealing your paycheck, your kulture, and your peace of mind — all in one headline.
Curtain's down.
Applause! Thunderous. Mindless. Nonstop.
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What the fuck?! Show’s over and you didn’t even blink.
Them Politicians just fed you truckloads of bullshit while Power ran the show backstage and you don't give a F$#%!?!?
Sorry to tell you. Looks like the pigsty suits you, friend.
On your knees.
Quiet.
Obedient.
And, you are a fucking immigrant like me!