The Addle-Pate Tribune

FAYMUSS EDDISHUN #00001 — NUMBUR 00001 — YURR 2025 BC ( BEFORE COMMON SENSE)

The 21st PatriotiK Holy AI Virtual $hitter $tupide$t Edition 🤪U$A Ed.001



Patriots ready to follow the Commander in Chief's orders.

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M.A.S.A
Photogenic Pigsty

PATRIOTIK KOMMONERS OF YORE & TODAY

WelKome to M.A.S.A 💩 Expo

Visual assets proudly hallucinated by ChatGPT — because even AI is good for something.

Open 24/7/365

M.A.S.A On Sale
For Sale by MASA sign

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M.A.S.A Brainfart
Brainfart Over Amerika sign

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BlobHunter In Chief PatriotiKally Makes Amerika Greasy Again
Blob Hunter In Chief wTING A BURGER

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M.A.S.A BlobHunters PatriotiKally Demanding To Make Amerika Greasy Again
Blob hunters chanting PatriotiKally

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M.A.S.A Patron Saint
Saint Castro

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The BlobHunter In Chief IndoKtrinates
A zombie politician speaking, controlled by Herr Power
I am Herr Power and I own you. Trust me, your reps and senators down there lip-sync. I supply the sounds — and decide what you hear, and what you believe.


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Indoktrinated Fanatiks celebrate
MASA Monkeys sitting on a tree branch.
...yeah yeah...clap clap...yeah yeah...clap clap...


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M.A.S.A Holy Cow
MASA Holy Cow

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The BlobHunter In Chief Takes A PatriotiK Break
Blob Hunter in Chief takes a break PatriotiKally

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BlobHunters in Shock
MASA fanatics surpised by Herr Power

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M.A.S.A Blob Hunter
Official Gear
MASA gear on sale

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BlobHunters build the anti-blob wall
Blob-hunters build the wall

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Ferocious Blobs run from the patriotiK blob-hunters
Blobs running for their life

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M.A.S.A SKool of Totalitarism

Totalitarian Klassroom
MASA School of Totalitarism Classroom

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M.A.S.A Bill
MASA dollar

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M.A.S.A Totalitarian Ace Graduates
MASA Woke Show

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Totalitarian
Advanced Learner
MASA School of Totalitariam Advanced learner

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IdiotiK Totalitarian's Library
MASA School of Totalitariam Library

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Totalitarian EleKtoral Map
MASA School of Totalitariam Electoral Map

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Master Totalitarian Performing
Zombie politician crying

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